It went something like this:
The Doctor - Your test came back negative for malaria.
Devon - I told you so. I have none of the symptoms!
Doc - Yes but your white blood cell count is high
Devon - okay, that could mean a lot of things. Could you diagnose some of them?
Doc - Yes but it's more likely that you have malaria.
Devon - you just said the test was negative!
Doc - Take this prescription. You have malaria.
And as a closing thought, here's a photo we should have posted a few weeks back.
Private bridge: No motorcycles! |
hopefully it's just too many mangoes! and, too much mango wine sampling? ;)
ReplyDeleteThat's horrible and hilarious:
ReplyDeleteDoctor: Your test came back negative for malaria.
Devon: That's because I have a broken leg, not malaria.
Doctor: That's just the malaria talking.